I'm Ray Charles to the BS.

These past few weeks I've learned a lot of things. Like...

1. Mom knows best.

Remember that kid your mom always told you to not hang out with or date? Yeah that kid! and even though JUST because your Mom said don't do it you did it anyway, well... DON'T DO IT. It will save you a lot of trouble, time, and drama in the long run.

2. There is nothing my dog won't eat.

This includes: rocks, toilet paper, pencils (the wooden kind), reciepts, socks, cords, grass, lizzards, dirt, dust, etc.

3. Don't skip class.

It will bite you in the butt in the long run.

4. Be friends with weird people.

It is ALOT more fun. :]

5. Karma does exist.

Last week I decided to not chew out that lady that cut me off in traffic. Instead of yelling at parking services for screwing up my permit registration, I asked nicely. Besides wanting to wish bad things upon someone that did something bad to me, I prayed for them. What did this get me? I went to Regions bank to cash my check, and instead of taking the $10 out of my paycheck- which they normally do because I do not have an account with them-the lady decided to give me my whole check in cash, no fees taken out. This made my day. ( Hey- $10 is a lot of money for a college student.)

6. Relationships are about TWO people.

Not the two people in the relationship, their mother, their cousins, their best friends, their dog, their next door neighbor, or their school teacher. Don't let outsiders influence your relationship with someone. And please, do not publish every single detail about that fight ya'll had last night on facebook, twitter or any other social network.

7. Weezy has the right idea.

He doesn't care what others think. Love yourself and others will love you too.

8. Get your priorities straight.

and stick to them.

9. I feel like my life is being taken over by dogs.

I cannot even take a shower without a bodyguard.

10. Last but not least, watch where you are driving.

I was going down University the other day and a metal rod/crowbar type thing flew under my tire and into a pipe underneath my car. I was pissed someone would leave that in the middle of the road so someone could run over it. Not only that it could've hit somewhere else in my car and my car could've either had a blow out tire, had a broken windshield OR blew up.

Okay, maybe thats a little dramatic but you get the picture.

The end.